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The Manifesto

Preamble: The Ghost Story πŸ‘»

fr fr there's a ghost story going viral in Europe rn - and it's the Communist ghost no cap πŸ‘» all these crusty old European powers formed a whole group chat to try exorcising this ghost...

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I. RICH PEOPLE VS WORKING CLASS: THE ETERNAL BEEF 😀

all of history is literally just different classes fighting each other, no cap. from ancient times to today's meta, it's always been about who has the power and who's getting rekt...

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II. PROLETARIANS AND COMMUNISTS: WHO'S WHO IN THE REVOLUTION ✨

communists are fighting for the immediate W's that workers need rn, while keeping their eyes on the future prize. here's the real story about what we're trying to do...

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III. OLD TAKES ON THE SOCIALISM VIBE CHECK πŸ’€

let's review these different socialism flavors and why they're not it. from medieval era copium to german philosophy bros, we've seen it all...

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IV. WHO COMMUNISTS COLLAB WITH RN 🀝

communists support any revolutionary movement trying to delete the current social and political system. here's who we're teaming up with and why...

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Main Characters

LEGENDARY
Karl Marx

Karl Marx

Master Theorist 1818-1883

The ultimate galaxy brain who wrote the whitepaper for revolution. Started poor but still kept building. Known for epic takedowns of other theorists and never missing a chance to ratio his opponents. Master of tokenomics (but make it economics).

Famous Quote "Workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains"
Greatest W Dropped the Communist Manifesto
Biggest Rival The entire capitalist system
Power Level 100/100
EPIC
Pierre-Joseph Proudhon

Pierre-Joseph Proudhon

Confused Theorist 1809-1865

Started with "Property is Theft" but ended with "Actually Property is Freedom". Got completely rekt by Marx in multiple debates. The original "I'm not like other socialists."

Famous Quote "Property is theft! (not financial advice)"
Biggest L Tried to create socialism without removing capitalism
Red Flags Kept trying to fix capitalism with more capitalism
Power Level 65/100
LEGENDARY
Friedrich Engels

Friedrich Engels

Revolutionary Mega Whale 1820-1895

The ultimate ally - literally a factory owner who used his resources to fund the revolution. Marx's ride-or-die who provided liquidity when Marx was down bad. Proved you can be born rich and still be based.

Famous Quote "Either a revolution or humanity will perish"
Greatest W Bankrolling Marx while co-writing revolutionary theory
Side Quest Wrote about Manchester workers to expose factory conditions
Power Level 95/100
LEGENDARY
Pope Pius IX

Pope Pius IX

Religious FUD Master 1792-1878

Final boss of religious anti-communism. Called communism "satanic" before calling things satanic was cool. Literally declared himself infallible to win arguments.

Famous Quote "Communism is a vibe check from Satan"
Biggest L Lost control of Rome to Italian republicans
Special Move The Papal Ratio
Power Level 85/100
EPIC
Wilhelm Weitling

Wilhelm Weitling

Worker-Revolutionary 1808-1871

OG working class revolutionary who started based but eventually got rugged by religious ideas. Tailor turned theory crafter. Early proof that workers could write their own future.

Famous Quote "The perfect society is a society without rulers"
Greatest W Built first German worker movement
Character Arc Revolutionary β†’ Religious Socialist
Power Level
85/100 Peak: 90 β†’ Current: 75
LEGENDARY
Klemens Von Metternich

Klemens Von Metternich

Conservative Whale 1773-1859

The final boss of European reaction. Master coordinator of anti-revolutionary forces. Tried to turn Europe into a giant groupchat where only kings could post.

Famous Quote "Change is dangerous actually"
Biggest L Got rekt by 1848 revolutions
Evil Lair Vienna Congress
Power Level 88/100
EPIC
Karl Schapper

Karl Schapper

Network Builder 1812-1870

Early crypto evangelist of the revolution, turned the League of the Just into the Communist League. Former forestry student who chose to touch grass AND do revolution. Main character in three different uprisings.

Famous Quote "Revolution is not a sprint, it's a marathon"
Greatest W Built the first international revolutionary network
Side Quest Survived exile in London while building community
Power Level 82/100
RARE
Bruno Bauer

Bruno Bauer

Failed Philosopher 1809-1882

Classic either-you-die-based-or-live-long-enough-to-become-cringe story. Marx's former bestie turned opposition. Got fired from university for being too radical, then somehow became ultra-conservative.

Famous Quote "Actually revolution is when you think thoughts"
Biggest L Tried to fight Marx with pure philosophy, got ratioed
Character Development Revolutionary β†’ 🀑
Power Level
45/100 Peak: 70 β†’ Current: 20
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Friedrich Lessner

Friedrich Lessner

Diamond Hands Holder 1825-1910

Tailor turned revolutionary who never paper handed on Marx. OG member who stayed loyal through all the FUD. Proof that workers can be theoretical chads too.

Famous Quote "I've seen theories come and go, Marx remains"
Greatest W Survived prison and kept building the movement
Loyalty Score
100/100 πŸ’ŽπŸ€²
Power Level 75/100
EPIC
François Guizot

François Guizot

Liberal Elite Git Rich Dev 1787-1874

The "just learn to code" guy of 1840s France. Told poor people they just weren't grinding hard enough. Got yeeted by the 1848 revolution.

Famous Quote "Just get rich lol"
Biggest L Had to flee France dressed as a normie
Special Ability Could ignore poverty while being rich πŸ§‘β€πŸ¦―
Power Level 75/100 (Evil Edition)
EPIC
Helen MacFarlane

Helen MacFarlane

Translation Validator Based Girlboss 1818-1860

First person to translate the Manifesto into English. Certified girlboss who wrote revolutionary journalism under a chad male pseudonym. Called out fake liberals before it was cool.

Famous Quote "Democracy is not when the rich allow the poor to vote"
Greatest W Made theory accessible to English-speaking workers
Hidden Ability Could ratio bourgeois journalists in multiple languages
Power Level 80/100
RARE
Max Stirner

Max Stirner

Individualist Anarchist 1806-1856

The original "you're all NPCs" guy. Wrote a whole book about how cool he was for not believing in anything. Got destroyed by Marx so bad it took 300 pages.

Famous Quote "Society isn't real (trust me bro)"
Biggest L Entire life's work got turned into a Marx footnote
Fun Fact Drew himself as a gigachad in his own book
Power Level 40/100
EPIC | CHAOTIC NEUTRAL
Mikhail Bakunin

Mikhail Bakunin

Decentralization Maxi Revolutionary Anarchist 1814-1876

The original "I'm not reading all that" revolutionary. Started based, stayed based, but had major beef with Marx over organizational structure. The eternal "decentralization maxi."

Famous Quote "If God existed we'd have to liquidate him"
Biggest W Created Revolutionary Anarchism
Biggest L Got kicked from First International
Alignment Chaotic Good β†’ Chaotic Neutral
Power Level 83/100
πŸ’­ "Too long; didn't read" - Bakunin, probably Chaotic Neutral Ending

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